Working On A Quirky Graph

I talked to a guy today who told me he was taking a social media cleanse. While admirable for sure, all I could envision was a high colonic flushing out deliberately ironic tweets, cutesy selfies and the cares button on Facebook. I’m fairly certain that wasn’t what he was talking… ‘but, wait! here’s more!’

Ahh, Thanksgiving. That American holiday where we celebrate forcefully taking a nation over and killing its original inhabitants. Of course, that isn’t what we learn in school, and it technically isn’t what we celebrate now, but the history is hard to ignore and sad to boot. Today, however, for me,… ‘but, wait! here’s more!’

Phone interviews are the worst. First you have to wait for your phone to ring, which, in this day and age, who does that? Second, you have to convey all your desires and eagerness, without coming off too eager, into a phone. I’ve already bombed one phone interview this week,… ‘but, wait! here’s more!’